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u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise
relationship goal: a relationship
allow yourself to be proud of yourself and all the progress you’ve made
especially the progress that no one else has seen
if you lose your phone in your blankets, its gone forever. accept it
If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision
How the World Laughs on the Web
We know that we can indicate laughter on the Internet in English by merely typing “haha”, but have you ever wondered how other languages indicate laughter in chats, text messaging and Social Media? We’ve compiled a list, just for you!
- English – “hahaha”, “LOL”
- Spanish – “jajaja”
- Arabic – “ههههه” (“hhhhh” – Arabic doesn’t write short vowels, so that could be read as “hahahahaha”)
- Thai – “55555″ (“5″ in Thai is pronounced “ha”)
- French – “hahaha”, “héhéhé”
- Russian – “хахаха” (“hahaha”), “бгггггг” (“bgggg”), “гггггг” (“gggggg”), “олололо” (“olololo”)
- Ukrainian – “бгггггг” (“bhhhh”), “гггггг” (“hhhhhh”)
- Catalan – “hahaha”
- Portuguese – “hahaha”, “hashuashuashuashua”, “rá!”, “kkkkk”, “rsrsrs”
- Korean – “ㅋㅋ” (“kk”), “ㅎㅎㅎ” (“hhh”)
- Japanese – “wwww”, “ふふふ” (“huhuhu”)
- Mandarin – “哈哈哈哈哈” (“hahahahaha”), “呵呵呵呵呵” (“hehehehehe”)
- Indonesian – “wkwkwkwk”
- Swedish – “hahaha”, “hehehe”, “hihihi”
- Norwegian – “hæhæhæ”, “høhøhø”
- Vietnamese – “hihihi”
“I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters.”
A novel by me
“I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books” the thrilling sequel
“I’ve read so much fanfic for this series, I can’t remember what really happened in the books” the stunning conclusion
there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling
the illusion of productivity
that’s it that’s the feeling
- person: i am uncomfortable with bad language--
- me: okay!! that's fine!!
- person: --because you are a girl and girls shouldnt talk like that
- me: eat my entire ass!!!!
I’ve never met kronk from the emperors new groove but I trust him
are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch
I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
What’s the difference between america and yogurt?
If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture
this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen
[VIOLENTLY THINKS OF HOW CUTE YOU ARE AND HOW NICE IT WOULD BE TO HOLD YOU ON A DAILY BASIS]
